All made up and no where to go

A friend from church had a baby on Sunday morning and so another friend and I went to visit her at the hospital on Sunday night. We of course left my 4 kids and her 2 kids in Stuart's capable hands (her kids are ages 7 & 1). We'd been gone a little over an hour when I got a call on my cell phone. Stuart asked how much longer we were going to be. I wasn't quite sure and asked if we needed to come home (the hospital is literally down the street from us). He said that Maija wanted to eat, Spencer (my friend Cindy's son) was crying and Phillip was covered in ink.....WHAT? I couldn't even begin to imagine where Phillip would have found a pen. So, Cindy and I said our goodbyes and quickly went back home.

Sure enough, Phillip was covered in a black substance and all Stuart told me was "I don't know where he got the ink, but the bed doesn't have any ink on it." At first I couldn't figure out why Stuart would have inserted that comment, and ran and looked at my makeup bag because after a closer inspection the black marks sure looked like some sort of makeup. Thankfully my makeup bag was entirely intact. Then the bed comment hit me and I went looking in our room. I had ordered some new makeup from my friend who is a Mary Kay consultant and had put it on my dresser. It turns out that Phillip opened up my brand new mascara (and eye liner, although the pencil was just disassembled and not used on Phillip). He then proceded to try to put his own makeup on as you can see in the pictures below. I wanted to be upset, but it was pretty funny... until I had to use my Mary Kay makeup remover to get it off because as it turns out soap won't take off waterproof mascara.
Poor Stuart, he thought Phillip was downstairs playing with the other kids....sneaky little man! Boy did he have daddy fooled!!